You ever just read about something and just get PISSED? I fucking hate these whores. I hate their stupid show, I hate their idiot followers on Twitter, I hate OK magazine for paying them thousands of dollars for NOTHING, and I hate the fact that this is the best America has to offer.
The English royal wedding was a classy affair that was viewed by the world. It was swank, elegant, and regal. The fact that the bride's sister didnt wear panties under her dress was even better. I think her ass got more attention than the bride. Thats how it should be but I digress....
This fucking shit show is America's version of a royal wedding and I can easily see why every other country on earth hates us. Our idea of an important wedding is three semi-literate fat armenian whores who have a television show about shopping, fighting, and eating. Two of them have never seen a white dick in their lives. Now let me make this perfectly clear. I have no problem that they only jump on black dicks, but it bothers me that there always has to be a record contract or a fucking basketball involved. No scientists, accountants, or engineers.
Just athletes and rappers. Ugh.
Their mom at least has the balls to be out in front, proudly representing the transsexual community and we should be proud of her. It cant be easy to raise three completely materialistic and worthless whores, one of whom is a fucking behemoth of neanderthal proportions. Jesus, look at the picture. Khloe towers over her idiot sisters and is probably itching to jump on that fucking wedding cake and stuff her cheeks like a rabid chipmunk.
As for the groom in this shitty wedding, who I had to google, he hasnt had any major scandals, but he still doesnt escape Voltaire's wrath. Basketball scholarship to Duke University right after high school? Fuck you pal.....At that age, I was working in a shitty drugstore and wondering if i was going to have to pay for sex for the rest of my life. Not all of us can be record breaking swimmers and athletes.
I hope Khloe chews on an electrical cord after mistaking it for licorice and sets the goddamn house on fire. FUCK THE KARDASHIANS.
