I gotta say that Chris Brown is a very good actor. His performance at 2010 Pedophile Tribute, I mean Michael Jackson Memorial, was very convincing. Now its coming out that he used eyedrops. God, what a piece of rampant dogshit. Girls are fucking dumb if they think he changed. His next girlfriend is going to have a reserved spot at the shelter. You can bet that Mel Gibson is on his speed dial. That's a great conversation.
CB: Hey Mel, the fucking paparazzi got pictures of me grabbing my girlfriend in public and cussing her out, what should i do, dog?
MG: No sweat man, just fake a Doctors note saying you have Tourette's, or release a press statement saying she was choking on gum and you were trying to give her the Heimlich.
CB: No man, they got footy of me giving dat ho five across the eyes.
MG: A little trickier but Ive been through worse. You ever call a female cop sweet tits? Fucking rookie. Anyway flip the script, say that she swallowed a bunch of pills, ran out of the house, and you were trying to keep her awake till the ambulance arrived. You're a hero now.
CB: Damn Mel, you know a lot about beatin' da fuck outta women.I cant wait to get dat triflin' bitch behind closed doors. Hey man, that could be my new jam, (singing) "Oooooo girl, i wanna getcha behind closed doors, then you hit the floor." Gold record right there baby. Thanks Mel.
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