This was the easiest article I have ever written.
1. Seacrest produced their shitty show which is now on it's fourth season. Fuck you, Ryan. Go back to what you are good at, things like rimming Adam Lambert and pretending to like girls.
2. They are terrible role models for girls. Jesus Christ, like I don't know enough girls that spend their entire lives shopping, cheating on boyfriends, and just being fucking worthless. This show is like a how-to for whores.
3. They flaunt their shitty lifestyle in everyone's faces and love the attention. Kim's Twitter has 3 million idiots on it. 3 million fucking people that cant get enough of her shopping, hanging out in Vegas, and trying to find a good tranny surgeon for her behemoth sister.
4. They wouldn't know what to do with a white cock if it slapped them in the face. I don't care that they only date black guys. I care that they only date IDIOT black guys and athletes. Kim wouldn't date a black professor or a black janitor, but if they own a record label or play ball, shes on that dick like a pack of Ho Hos.
5. ALL OF THEM ARE FAT, JUST ACCEPT IT YOU FUCKING HEIFFERS. STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU AREN'T LAZY, WORTHLESS WHORES THAT DO NOTHING FOR SOCIETY. If I had your money, Id fucking look like Brad Pitt. Oh wait, I already do.
6. The title of their shitty show implies that they actually do something. I thought The Girls Next Door were worthless, but the three little pigs put them to shame. Shop, drink, fight, Vegas, black dicks, more drinking, fight with tranny mom, buy purses, drink, be fat.
7. They aren't exceptionally pretty, they just got really really lucky. Kim is about a San Diego 6.5, Kourtney is a 5, and Khloe, well, poor, dumb Khloe looks like she should be pulling a cart with the other oxen and being beaten with a whip.
