Own the rights to the most controversial book of 2012

Voltaire's first "brovel" (novel for bros) "Voltaire on Dating" is available to the highest bidder from a publishing company. This book is sure to be a best seller due to it's extremely graphic and realistic content. It chronicles eight years of friendship between two 20-somethings that are polar opposites. Labeled as 80% truth, 100% AWESOME, this brovel could easily be the basis for a screenplay. Follow the adventures of Kevin and Mike as they offer their hilarious stories about dating in San Diego. A truly disturbing and strangely hilarious book that promises to show how completely shallow and trite the intellectual content of females in America's Finest City really are. Interested parties may bid for rights or request a sample chapter at mightyvoltaire@gmail.com.

Bid on Voltaire's First Book

Voltaire's first book entitled "Voltaire Lives" is available to the highest bidder from a publisher. It is a modern look at American celebrity culture and the idiots that keep them famous. No group is safe is Voltaire mercilessly assaults celebs, politicians, religion, singers, and the infamous "Summer of Death."

For a sample chapter, email at mightyvoltaire@gmail.com. Serious offers only, please.

Daddy said I would get nanas for lunch....GAHHH!!!!

They forgot your helmet.

The Marilyn Monroe of our generation

This chick could be a fucking deaf mute and would still be able to work miracles in the ongoing conflict of my crotchal region.