(Cue Travolta voice) "So then I was gettin a hummah from this broad I met at the faih. She was gummin the piece, really givin it the Joisey shine, when I reached down deah and she had a fucking cack! Dammit, Pauly, ya can't tell anyone. I don't need anyone thinkin' I'm queah. Ay, you wanna get shirtless and go lift?"
Who the fuck doesn't watch this show and feel bad for humanity? I actually feel good about my life when I see these no future trainwrecks being who they really are. And in some perverse way, it fascinates me. More like a scientist watching an unevolved species of ape.
Animals with little or no intelligence just know the basic tenets of life.
Eat.Sleep.Fuck.Repeat.
Is it any wonder that Ronnie made up a phrase "GTL" Gym.Tan.Laundry.
And this show has so much underlying bisexual tension just waiting to be let out. And I'm not talking about the girls either. You know that one night, the Situation, Pauly, and Ronnie are going to get wasted, get tired of fingercuffing Snooki, and are going to circle jerk each other in the hot tub while saying shit like, "Dude, its not gay, our eyes are closed." "You see the Sox last week?" "I just got this new Ed Hardy t.... t....shirt.......UAAAAGGHHH!. Oh fucking gross, they's jellyfish in the fuckin' hot tub!"
lmfao. More people have to hear what you've got to say, Wayyyy too funny
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