Then I woke up with the biggest erection ever. Its no big secret that most Hollywood actors and actresses are worthless, talentless, egotistical pieces of shit, but these two manage to offend Voltaire more than most. Some molecular chemist could discover an enzyme that will prevent cancer and it will remain relegated to scientific journals and maybe five seconds on a local news affiliate.
Heidi Montag walks on the beach and its the fucking cover of OK, People, and Depressed Fatass Housewife Weekly. A front page CNN story will appear, and people will discuss it over their breakfast for a week.
Please god, do not let them reproduce. It is my hope and dream that years of cocaine and surgery have genetically altered her uterus and rendered her unable to reproduce her bastard spawn upon the earth.
The fact that she is going to be in a movie saddens me. Any movie she appears in should have the words, "Bangbus" "Japanese Bukkake" or "Snuff" in it.
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