Scariest person lurking on Craigslist

For some time now, a freak named the workingman has been haunting the Craigslist San Diego Rants and Raves section. You ever read something and just know that there is probably a skull on the author's dinner table? That he probably has tasted human flesh on more than one occasion? Seriously, I read this shit and want to call the FBI. Here is an excerpt from this creepy fuck:



The Herman's Hermits said it, really well, when they said, of course, to wit ~

There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight
All over the world you can hear the sounds of lovers in love
You know what I mean
Just the two of us and nobody else in sight
There's nobody else and I'm feeling good just holding you tight

If any man - or WOMAN! thinks, in Poway or Scripps or in, even, Bernie's
Ranch, that they, at one time or another, haven't thought about those days of
yore (parens.: as in, of course, where, oh where are the snows of yesteryear),
and so on and so forth, that they, themselves have not, for many ages, eons,
many moons if you live out in Casino Country, that it has certainly been a long
time since you sunned yourself there, on the sunny hillscape, there, - THERE!
you were, at 18, or 18, or 18, with your first sweetheart, and she's like only
maybe, something in the area of, sort of like, what - WHAT! ever, 18, maybe,
or 18, 18 perhaps, and what are you two, you first sweethearts off the first
drip of dew off a melon, in between the time you're - YOU! are sipping a
chocolate sundae, or snowboarding at Cahoots, playing in the - YOUR! Junior
High School Pygmalion Pagent, for, yea - YEA! in between those innocent times
you both are in the back of the equipment shack behind the football field
both going at each other so fast and furious that that - THIS! kind of porn
is yet to have it youTube or whereever. If any man alive denies this, you're
- YOU! are full of SHIT! I'll say it again, to wit ~

if you, or any man denies this, you're - YOU! are full of SHIT!
If You, Or Any Man Denies This, You're - YOU! Are Full Of SHIT!
IF YOU, OR ANY MAN DENIES THIS, YOU'RE - YOU! ARE FULL OF SHIT!
IF YOU, OR ANY MAN DENIES THIS, YOU'RE - YOU! ARE FULL OF SHIT!

The Author (parens.: The Great Man) was kicking it with his 15 year old girlfriend
back in the day, and so was every single other man of substance at Bernie's Ranch,
Poway, Scripps or anywhere else, and of course the secret, made "writ", as in
"written" in Svwarovka Crystal or whathaveyou, that gives the world it's particular
whiff, or stench, or stank, is that you - WE! all knew that she had to have it. This
is why, is it not that mother's down Imperial Beach let theys daughters storm out
the door to Mar Vista with jeans so tight you could off throw less than at least
something like what - WHAT! ever, less then a gallon of paint thinner on them
and those jeans would dissapear and she'd be going off down the road to
Junior High in nothing but a tea-bagging thong color'd pink, or pink and black,
or pink and black and red, to wit ~

color'd pink, or pink and black, or pink and black and red
Color'd Pink, Or Pink And Black, Or Pink And Black And Red
COLOR'D PINK, OR PINK AND BLACK, OR PINK AND BLACK AND RED
COLOR'D PINK, OR PINK AND BLACK, OR PINK AND BLACK AND RED!

John Garder, it is well known, because he does come from you, from
"ya'll", in the local Sand Dog Blow 'N Go shitkicking vernacular, could off
just signed up for a website and gotton as much Asian or Latino singles
he needed. Why he did not do this is the question - THE QUESTION! that
residents would be well off to ponder.


- the workingman